Have you ever pondered reincarnation?
Have you have sat cross legged on a cliff top and considered coming back to this earth as a bird, a dolphin or a cocktail.
Yes, that’s right – we said cocktail.

We seriously just asked you if you have ever considered being a cocktail. We have – and we implore you to do the same.

Being a cocktail would be a wonderful existence. You’d be a beautiful, rule-breaking maverick amongst all the other drinks and your purpose would be to look good, taste great and make people happy. You’d have very little to worry about and few responsibilities…yep, the life of a cocktail is footloose and fancy free and you have to admit, it is a tempting state of being.

Think about it; cocktails are the only drinks to be accessorised. From sparklers, to pieces of fruit and little umbrellas, cocktails know the number one rule to looking good is to accessorise like a boss. They are the liquid equivalent to wearing your best clothes everyday with a full face of makeup, dangly earrings and false nails. They are the beverage that laughs in the face of sadness and brings on the good times with a mere sip. Being a cocktail would be ace.

To help you visualise your Cocktail alter ego we thought it would be useful for you to find out what your cocktail name is……

Just find the word that matches your first initial from the list and pair it with the word(s) that are listed next to the month you were born and voila…your cocktail name will be revealed.

We know there are the super cool people out there that will end up with a cocktail name that drips with tempting sophistication…such as the ‘Honolulu Sunsets’ amongst you….

We also know there are the inevitable ‘Fluffy Squelchers’ out there too….

We’re sorry. But just as we have to make the best of what life deals us when we embody our human forms, we also have to make the best of whatever cocktail name we end up with. But it’s probably worth mentioning that we’ve never tasted a bad cocktail so whatever your name is, you’re sure to always taste great and look fantastic!!

If you are now convinced you want to come back as a cocktail, you definitely need to decide on whether you are fruity, creamy, sour or sweet. We suggest you join us for some cocktail based research here at The Bowgie Inn, Crantock!