If you are struggling for a verse full of sentiment to write in your loved one’s Valentine’s Day card, just copy this one we’ve written for you:
Roses are redViolets are Blue

I love Steak

and I love you too

Simple, to the point and really romantic – especially if you also plan to bring them to Valentine’s Steak Night at The Bowgie Inn, Crantock, on Saturday 13th February!

Nothing says I love you like a rump, fillet, t-bone or sirloin, especially when it’s served up with fries grilled tomatoes and peas. If you want to introduce a new level of intimacy to your relationship, we suggest you opt for the rack of hickory ribs… all that lip licking is extremely sensual, just make sure you don’t dribble any sauce on your chin as that is a guaranteed passion killer.

If steak isn’t really up your other-half’s street, don’t worry, we’ve got gammon and chips, sausage and chips and if they are a really cheap date they can have a Bowgie Burger for a fiver!! But if none of that tempts them, our only advice is to chuck ’em.

However, before you do, see how they respond to the dessert of homemade baked white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake with raspberry coulis because this could really be a game changer. 99.9 % of those who consume this dessert have their very own ‘When Harry Met Sally’ moment complete with head throws, gasps and toe-curling squeals of delight.