Don’t bother coming to Cornwall this time of year.
It’s utterly rubbish.

The views are disgusting.

It’s the most ugly, uninspiring corner of the world. Especially Crantock. Just take a look at these pictures if you don’t believe us:

The food is pitiful.

I mean just look at this! Have you ever seen anything so unappetising?

There’s Nothing Festive Going on here AT ALL.

Oh.
Except all the Christmas events in Falmouth …

 

… and the Christmas Fair at Flambards…

 

… And the Mousehole Christmas lights…

 

oh and the Padstow Christmas Festival (and several other festivals and markets across the County)

 

People aren’t interested in having a good time.

No one is friendly or welcoming and absolutely no one is up for having a laugh. You’d be better off staying at home.

There’s nothing cultural to do.

The problem with Cornwall is there is nothing cultural or educational about it. Yep. Boring boring boring.

 

 

 

 

There are no nice pubs.

If you fancy a nice cool beer, glass of wine, a refreshing local cider or a hot chocolate you can forget it.

So if you were thinking of heading to Cornwall this winter, here at The Bowgie Inn, Crantock we urge you to think again.

 

image sources:

https://www.visitcornwall.com/whats-on/seasonal/south-coast/falmouth/christmas-falmouth

https://www.visitcornwall.com/whats-on/seasonal/west-cornwall/helston/flambards-christmas-fair

https://www.visitcornwall.com/whats-on/seasonal/west-cornwall/mousehole/mousehole-christmas-lights

https://www.visitcornwall.com/whats-on/seasonal/north-coast/padstow/padstow-christmas-festival