Some people say that star signs can tell you a lot about a person, but we think pie-ology is more accurate than any horoscope. A pie can reveal a whole lot more than stars. For example someone who chooses a steak and kidney pie is often strong minded and sensitive but with a stubborn streak whereas those who choose a creamy fish pie are often imaginative by nature but can be indecisive which makes the choice between potatoes or chips a difficult one.

Pie-ologers up and down the country are increasingly using a Bowgie Pie to find out more about the population. They have recently discovered that the choice of a trusty cottage pie reveals reliability and persistence as personality traits. Experts now know that observant but fussy types will go for Quorn cottage pie and a turkey and  ham pie is perfect for those energetic witty types with a tendency for impulsive or devious behaviour .

With pie- oscopes set to take the world by storm you should beat the crowds and get down to The Bowgie Inn Crantock on a Thursday Night from 5 for Pie and Pint Night…. But be quick – this offer is only until the 14^th of May.

For just £10 you can find out your pie sign and enjoy a delicious pie served with veg, fries or potatoes all washed down with a cool draught ale, cider, large Tetley, Guinness, Pepsi, lemonade or 175ml glass of wine (because a pint of wine would just be ridiculous).

Yep pie signs are all the rage.  Plus our washer-upper says you can also tell a lot about a person by the streaks of gravy left on their empty plates…