Now you have discovered that ‘the dress’ was blue and black after all, your perception of the world has altered.
You don’t trust your eyes anymore.
I mean, is Guinness really blue and gold?
What if up is really down and left is really right?
We understand how you feel. We understand that your life has fallen apart and all those smug people who saw blue and black all along just make everyone who saw white and gold feel like inferior humans.
Well pull yourself together and put the dress behind you. We are going to give you a new reason to get out of bed in the morning. We are going to give you new hope in this crazy world.
At The Bowgie Inn, Crantock we are now serving Grolsch! Yes! That bottle of Dutch perfection is now available right here!
So stand up.
Say ‘ Stuff you rods and cones. I don’t care what colour that dress is because I’m going to have a delicious bottle of Grolsch at the Bowgie’… which by the way is most definitely the PINK pub on the Headland.