OK so we know that many of you are embracing the new year and trying to make yourself a newer, improved version of the human you currently are. You’ve bought Scarlett Moffat’s exercise DVD and some new cookbooks with words like ‘lean’ and ‘guiltless’ in the titles. You’ve taken up yoga and you are heading out on weekly treks along the coastal paths.
We are really pleased for you.
But to be honest, we like you just the way you are and see no need for improvement whatsoever. So whilst you busy yourself limiting your alcohol and calorie intake, we’ll just wait here and let you get on with it…. because we all know that in a few weeks you’ll have knocked all this diet milarkey on the head and you’ll start enjoying life again.
But in the meantime we are going to try and be supportive and let you know what we’ve got on the menu for all you ‘new year, new you’ bandwagon inhabitants.
Firstly we have a massive hot drinks menu including all the caffeinated loveliness of mochas, cappuccinos and lattes. But we also have a huge choice of scummy Teapig teas from Rhubarb and Ginger, to Mao Feng Green Tea, Peppermint or Jasmine Flower… all of which are great when you are detoxifying. (NB: If you aren’t detoxifying we also offer luxury hot chocolate that will blow your socks off and plenty of liquour coffees to give you a boost… just saying!)
If you are feeling peckish you’ll be pleased to know we serve world champion salads… that’s not an official title we’ve earned or anything, but take our word for it, our salads are big. Big, fresh and loaded with goodness. We promise you won’t be hungry after polishing off one of our salad champs…. but if you are, you can fill up on a jacket potato or a steamed salmon fillet. Mmmmm.
So enjoy your ‘New You’ journey and we want you to know we support you all the way. Let us know when you get there so we can all celebrate with a pint and a slice of our famous warm chocolate fudge cake.