Don’t bother coming to Cornwall this time of year.
It’s utterly rubbish.
The views are disgusting.
It’s the most ugly, uninspiring corner of the world. Especially Crantock. Just take a look at these pictures if you don’t believe us:
The food is pitiful.
I mean just look at this! Have you ever seen anything so unappetising?
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